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Small female sexual organ in which the engaging male partner has difficulty performing normal quaitus due to its unnormal size. Often resulting in large amounts of lube and occasionally the male subject being slapped during initial stretching phase.
"Man it took me like 10 mins to get the tip in she had some squirrel pussy"
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The hair style on a female that is short in the back and spiked, looks like a bomb went off in a squirrels ass.
That squirrel's ass looks like shit on her.
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A Pretned Animal You Hit When People In Your Car Are Not Wearing Their Seatbelts. Or When You Need To Make A Usless Abrupt Stop.
OMG LOOK OUT!!
(BREAKS REALLLY HARD)
WHAT!!?!?
Oh Never Mind It Was Just And Invisible Squirrel.
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The word used to describe a females (usually larger) breasts when she keeps a lot of stuff in her tits, almost like a pocket or a secondary purse. Objects have a tendency to disappear in squirrel tits until they resurface later.
"Damn, look at Jess! Girl just pulled out her phone, her money, and her pencil! Who knows what else shes got in there! Shes got squirrel tits."
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A sexy squirrel is a squirrel with a perfect body , with each ass check the size of earth and breasts the size of Jupiter.a sexy squirrel is normally named Selena Amy Iona, Poppy ,Rebecca,Aoibhín,Armelaor Moyà.A sexy squirrel loves the feeling of her plastic breasts. A sexy squirrel is bad ass bitch . When you see a sexy squirrel you will instantly fall in love a sexy squirrel gives her heart out to everyone .a sexy squirrel is basically another word for a slut
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blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."
He is a blind squirrel.
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During a sexual act ejaculate into a woman's mouth. Immediately after ejaculating use your hand to cover her mouth restricting her from spitting. The reaction of not wanting to swallow the man juice will result in her cheeks swelling up like a squirrel.
She wouldn't swallow... so I gave her "squirrel cheeks"
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