Mexican squirt

When you fill an enema with Fanta, fill their butthole with it, then have them shit it on your face

Evelyn gave me a Mexican squirt last night. Don't you wanna?

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Poop Squirt

The occurrence of liquid coming out of one’s anal sphincter during flatulence.

Joe: *Farts*

Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.

Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”

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Burpee Squirt

(n.) The act of doing the burpee exercise (jump and then squat as you come down) while crapping in your pants as you come down for the squat part of the burpee exercise.

As John was doing his burpees for track practice, he felt the burpee squirts coming, but it was too late for him the stop it.

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Jitter squirts

a nervous high pressure discharge of loose stool while hovering over a out house bowl.

I would use the shitter but Tim Bear got the jitter squirts before the ride.

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ass squirt

when you spread ur cheeks and squirt out your juices so you feel it dribbling down your batty crease.

dam that bitch can ass squirt!

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screamin squirts

If ya climbin up a ladder n ya hear sumtin splatter, _______
If ya sailin on a boat n ya feel sumtin float, ________
If ya walkin down da street n ya hear sumtin beep, _______
If ya bend to tie ya shoe n ya hear sumtin sploof, _______
If ya eatin chicken soup n it lookz like liquid poop, ______
...fill in da blankz

Ayo, I had so many white castle burgers last night. I had the screamin squirts so bad even mah toilet waz like no more.

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squirt mcguirt

a man who's wang gets hugified by seeing men wrestle .

Mike Leonhardt is one squirt mcguirt

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