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Jamaican phrase for smoking a joint.
Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park
When you wake up from a nap even more tired than you were before you took the nap....and youre hungry as shit.
"Ive got nap stroke....get me some fuckin chicken."
“Whatever , don’t act like you guys don’t stroke the snake either”
When you get jacked off in a hot tub or pool.
"Why aren't you allowed at the public pool?"
Sarah gave me a submarine stroke
When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.
(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......
When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.
Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?
Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...
When a male is having sexual intercourse and is too late in pulling out before ejaculation.
I was smashin' this chick the other day and I caught a lazy stroke. My pullout game is getting weak.