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The opposite of talking shit.
Marie: why you gotta talk shit about my boyfriend Lucy?
Lucy: it ain't talking shit if it's true!
Marie: oh damn! Why does everyone have to constant talking shit about her? It's messed up!
Lucy: she's the one who told me Marie. It's not talking shit if it's true! I'm talking truth
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A truth that varies with time and circumstance thus being true at one time and not true at another.
It is an irregular truth that Pluto is a Planet.
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the only reason black people voted for obama is because he is black.
no one will say it, but everyone knows its true, even black people
black guy: i voted for obama because he is a republican
white guy: the ultimate truth proves itself once again
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the truth is if you want your girlfriend to notice your dick, you must show her the truth....
I assume you are dating and if so your on your way to result,
see there's a 100% chance she will acknowledge with stunning results.
one day when she is coming over for dinner you will get a call from her telling you she is almost there, at this time you must strip naked and stand tall for when she walks in you will know the truth..
you can get 2 results, you straight up pop an Insta-bone as she glimpses at the monstrousness thing and then slams down upon the truth set until she finds a bigger one or you go limp... Then Your Fucked.
Ex: Tutorial: Showing JUST THE TRUTH!
Gus: "Dude sterling, me and Karlee aren't gettin any where man."
Sterling: "Damn dude that sucks. Whats not going right?"
Gus: "Well i just mean like, its been three months and she hasn't even seen my penis yet."
Sterling: "Ah dude! I know an easy solution to that!.... SHOW HER THE TRUTH!!!" ...
... The next day, Gus invited Karlee over to his house. A few minutes later, she said she was close. Gus knew exactly what to do. He stripped naked and stood directly in the middle of the room. Karlee slowly opened the door and stared Gus directly in the eyes! "Oh man i can feel it coming on," Gus thought!" POP! Gus popped an Insta-Bone!!!
SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When a truth or an ironic lie is told. To either win a friendly argument, or to say a silly insult. Sometimes is totally unrelated to the conversation at hand.
(after argueing about who won the last game of monopoly)
"So with that, i prove to you that i indeed won this game!"
"Ok.. but in the end, i have a girlfriend and you dont. Truth bomb dropped."
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Band from New Jersey.
I'm going to see The Unspoken Truth play tonight
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Seeing the Truth. Is the day you realized that everything that seems to be real ended up behing fake are the oppisit. Seeing the Truth could be only toward a women lieing to you and makeing you think she cares for you and at the end of the day you were just a credit card with no pay back. Seeing the truth is also the day a guy are women realizing that they are not attractive to this world and no one will ever love them. there can only be 1 resons that you have no soul.
I am sitting at the bar and some girl ask me to buy her a drink then she walk away.. ..... IV SEEN THE TRUTH
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