Gym teacher

A teacher who teaches gym and is usually a pervert. He also flirts with all of the young teachers and ur mom. He is also a hypocrite who tells you to exercise when he is over weight.

Josie: I don't want to go to gym, the gym teacher is weird
Elle: Yeah, Coach Pagano is such a perv

Gym Teacher

I am so fucking over my Gym Teacher! She acts like she is the dictator of the entire school and makes us do these useless excercises! Like holy fuck, do we have to learn Volleyball for the 164829th year??? Another degrading thing she does is blame us for so much as breathing because she hates every last one of us 7th graders. I never want to see her bitch ass face that looks like a Karen again

Gym teachers are the definitions of whores

Old teachers

tell stories of there past are forgetful want to get your grades up anyway possible

I swear old teachers retire 5 times

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substitute teachers

the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of

You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)

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Teachers Crotch

The area above the vagina, but under the belly button. The lower stomach. Teachers crotch appears/happens, when middle aged women raise their waistline. Thus a pouch or sac is exposed.

Dude, she was standing there with "teachers crotch" just blazing in the sun!

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student teacher

A person that is going into the teaching profession that must first adhere to an extensive amount of work dealing with kids that don't consider you as a teacher, but more like a big brother. They get paid nothing and often have to do more work than a teacher.

"Have you met the new student teacher from MSU?"

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teacher's wordplay

A joke made by school teacher with the aim of threatening his/her pupils in a stylish manner. These jokes fall flat on their face 100% of the time and only result in the class taking the teacher even less seriously. This disciplinary technique was pretty much outdated before they even started using it, yet still it is resorted to by teachers across the globe who can't control a class for shit.

Examples of teacher's wordplay:

Teacher: "OK, I can see we're having a lovely discussion here... perhaps you can come back and continue your lovely discussion at lunchtime!"
Pupils: "Ha, good one sir."

Teacher: "Right, if you keep talking, you'll be talking your self into a detention."
Pupils: "Ouch, that was cold blooded, sir."

Teacher: "Well, you're all chatting away, so you must all be finished! I guess it's time I set you some extra work!"
Pupils: "Ha, excellent wordplay, sir."

Teacher: "Odd, I asked for silence, but that's not my idea of silence."
Pupils: "I bet it isn't, sir!"

Teacher: "You haven't quite got the hang of being quiet. Maybe we can come back at lunchtime and practice it?"
Pupil: "Ha-de-fucking-ha, sir."

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