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What you reply to someone who has just said something completely stupid and obvious.
Joe: Wow it sure is hot here in the desert huh?
Tom: Well thank you captain obvious...
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1. Use this phrase to counter any verbal insults or attack, even when it doesn't make sense. Putting your opponent or enemy in a state of laughter, confusion or hysteria.
(Insult)
"Your fat and ugly and no one loves you!"
(Counter)
"Thanks, I work Out
or
(Insult)
"Your mom is retarded!"
(Counter)
"Thanks, I work out.
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An ancestor of this phrase is "Thank heaven for small mercies". It's often used sarcastically to express relief that an unpleasant person or situation is avoided or gone.
"That annoying student finally moved to another state," the secretary told the principal.
"Thank God for small favors," replied the Principal.
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After copy and pasting a Urban Dictionary definition onto a forum, this phrase is usually added at the end to give recognition to Urban Dictionary for your findings.
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In message board terms, to reply to a topic that has become inactive, thus "bumping" the thread to the top of the thread list
Thank you Urban Dictionary
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What the VA tells you when they can not or will not provide proper health care.
Also used by anyone else that is telling you to pack sand bc they don't really care about you or your service. Or nice way to say please don't go postal bc you will get no help.
" Thank you for your service., but unfortunately I am not able to help you."
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1. A Girl Scout cookie
2. An S&M sex act for a homosexual couple. The dominant partner performs oral sex on the submissive partner, repeatedly biting the testicles of the submissive. The submissive must thank the dominant partner each time this is performed.
Oh, God, Jim! Thank you very much for the Thank U Berry Munch!