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For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for 3 minutes
Sit on my lap
Fine I guess it's lap sitting month
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When someone who is fat and can not see their own penis or vagina while standing up or sitting down cause their belly blocks it.
Wow, that dude over there can't find his penis, must be dun lap syndrome!
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A derogatory term for the vagina.
Her furry lap flounder smelt of sardines and bologna.
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The act of licking the circumference of a butt hole while giving a rim job.
Jesus god Herman! You set a new track record while giving me a hot lap last night!
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Viral euphemism for penis dick main vein johnson willy cock schlong popular term so that advertisers can pull one over on the FCC
I'm going to get her to come over and play with my petite lap giraffe.
Last night she gave my petite lap giraffe a complete tour of her jungle
Yesterday during the wrestling match, did you see that petite lap giraffe getting squeezed without the ref seeing anything, until the other guy did a UFIA ?
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When a girl gives a guy a rim job around his anus clockwise, which is opposite of the direction of a traditional race.
My brother won't get rid of that large Beast he is dating because everytime she leaves his house, she gives him a "Polish Victory Lap" before she leaves.
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1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.
1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."
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