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The shame you feel about the odor left behind after needing to use the bathroom at a friends house, new girlfriend/boyfriends apartment, or in an awkward public toilet or location. Also applies to the shame felt upon people knowing you are responsible for a particularly gnarly poop.
Directed at the person after taking a poop - ‘haha poop shame!’
As used by the pooper - ‘Sorry man, I have all kinds of poop shame right now’
The look someone gives you when you to silently inform you of the uncoolness you may accidentally be radiating. They are do so by raining their shame rays down upon you. Shame Rays are usually a silent expression on the face of an onlookers witnessing your public gaucherie, but may be accompanied by a 'wait- what?' and raised eyebrows.
'On Friday when I was drunk, I tried to explain to a bunch of my co-workers what 'Neat Pet Group' is on Facebook and how it fills my newsfeed with pics of cool dogs... and how this video popped up where this dog didn't know how to respond to the command 'get down', so it did all the tricks it knew...and well, then they gave it a treat anyway because that was cute, you know?' Everyone was silent during the build-up to and post- this rather considerable anti-climax. I felt their shame-rays raining down on me as I plowed on through the increasingly staggered and awkward story to the inevitable and disappointing conclusion. So that was my evening.
When someone else has less percentage then you and makes them feel bad because you are using the charger
Kobe was percent shaming me because I had 25% and he only had 6% and I was using the charger
Shaming or dismissing someone for aspects of their existence they had no control over (parents, genetics, place of birth etc) which people consider to be "privilege" today.
Becky : Tom, you can't have an opinion on abortion because you're a dude. #maleprivilage
Jesse : Becky, you can't just privilege shame Tom. He's a gynecologist for crying out loud.
When two people are having sex in the shower and one person (without permission from the other) puts their finger in the other's ass to be kinky resulting in that person unintentionally shitting themselves.
"I had shower sex once but it ended in a Shame Nancy, so that kind of turned me off of it"
When you start to sing along to a song but you start to early and awkwardly continue singing like you did it on purpose.
Jon Risinger got dumped because he had sing shame in the car on his date.
a boring story or trivial remark to prevent an embarrassing silence
remember: the most boring shit gets exciting when it is a shame saver
"Everybody was about to go embarrassingly quiet but Tom shamesaved us with a story about him waiting for 2 hours at the doctor."
"I misapplied a shame saver last night. It turned out people just smoked too much pot."