gentlemen's grapes

haemorrhoids; anal buttons; veins that have popped out of one's arse due to poor hygeine/diet.

I have a special cushion to ease the pain from my gentlemen's grapes.

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it's all grapes

it is like 'it's all gravy' but it's not! really it just means that everything is all cool.

Matt: Dude! I just wrecked my car! :(

Dan: No worries man... It's all grapes!

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Grape

Short for "ghost rape." When an apparition, poltergeist or other spirit enters a body despite lack of consent and causes a feeling of uncleanliness.

Wow, did you hear that Dan got graped in that haunted bed and breakfast?

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Grape Soda

A fizzy beverage that is Grape Flavored

Person 1: What are you drinking?
Person 2: Grape Soda

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Grape Dick

A tiny weiner the size of a grape. normally blonde hair people have

kevin has a grape dick

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grape shit

The effects of drinking too much grape juice. Your shit turns green.

I drank too much grape juice and now my poop is green. It's grape shit.

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blood grapes

Clots of blood discharged during your period.

I have a lot of blood grapes this cycle.