It'll Buff Out

A seemingly innocent phrase used to describe an incredibly dire or terrible situation in which, no matter the users assurance, the situation will NOT "buff out" or improve to any high extent.

*Individual A proceeds to sit in a chair and, in doing so, breaks the chair*

Individual B: *in a sarcastic tone* It'll buff out.

*Individual A proceeds to become embarrassed*

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run me a buff

give me a blow job or "blow me"

Boss: Hey John, why don't you stay late tonight?
John: Why don't you run me a buff?

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buff my shit

encouraging a girl to give you oral sex or insult

Yo Bitch Buff My Shit

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Choo-Choo Buff

Any person who has become so delusional about the supposed benefits of "rail" transit that they "have to have it", regardless of the excessive costs involved. Many Choo-Choo Buffs are more concerned about creating TOD (Transit Oriented Development) opportunities for their friends and political supporters than they are in actually providing the best transit system for commuters.

The only people insane enough to want to increase taxes to pay for a rail transit system are the Choo-Choo Buffs!

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Gym Me Buff It

A guy who spends every spare moment in the gym.

I went over to my ex-girlfriend's house to see if we could patch things up. But, she already had another dude over there, some "Gym Me Buff It" guy.

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hott buff Italian

A person of Italian descent who is very attractive and also in great shape.

Woah did you see him? He is one hott buff Italian!!!

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Butt Buff

Toilet Paper

Hey, when you're down at the grocery store, remember to get a loaf of butt buff.

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