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The name Carlos Espinosa, has a deep meaning..it's usually given to the most attractive and sexual/dominant males. If you found a man named Carlos Espinosa, Mary him because they are extremely romantic and passionate. It is said that the men blessed with that name, are usually blessed with a good sized penis. And are known for having the ability to captivate a woman's attention just by winking at them.
Her: wow you won't believe who I met. It was this gentleman named Carlos Espinosa, just by winking at me, I got so wet and horny.
When a person wipes their ass after taking a very messy shit and then they proceed to wipe the shitty toilet paper on the driver door car handle of a neighbor who they don't like. The toilet paper must be discarded afterwards for it to be successful.
That neighbor is such an asshole that I had to sloppy Carlos his car to teach him a lesson.
Perfect couple, meant for each other,love eachother and are so happy when they're together
Wow why cant we be a Sindy and Carlos
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Usually thicc unmasculine man who is widely compared to food and loves ramon ayala usually refered to as oatmeal every carlos is a spicy mexican with a spicy personality
That guys is such a carlos riverbear
No wait its just a pudding cup
All noisy and shit, but it is hella slow. No cap. And he knows it.
Jorge: Have you ride in Carlos’ Mustang?
Nelson: Yee and its just noise.
A retarded kid with no social/academic skills
Damn, Carlos Febres is such an asshole!
A bitch named Carlos whos middle name is Daniel or Dani
Hey yo nigga Carlos you are beautiful