as cool as a cucumber

A person who is far relaxed and never worry about the future

John is as cool as a cucumber, his final exam is tomorrow morning and he is telling jokes.

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Cool Duck

A person who is indefinitely cooler than the rest of the world. People like this are very rare, yet when met, should be exalted. A Cool Duck will often do things that most people think are lame or uncool, but in actuality, they ARE cool. Cool Ducks also enjoy looking at girls' chests.

Being a Cool Duck requires all of but not limited to the following:

Playing Pokemon
Stepping on people's shoes
Randomly hitting people
Shouting "Quack"
Being in Acadec
Cussing for no apparent reason
Looking at Boobs
Taking Opportunities.

1: Dude, why is that guy looking at her boobs so discreetly?
2: Damn, what a cool duck.

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Cool Weird

The definition of cool weird is Sophie Martin and Joshua Lambert. Simple

Sophie: We are very weird but it’s okay because we’re cool weird 😎
Josh: We are the definition of cool weird

Cool Face

Popular internet meme, very distinct face of a man smiling so much it exceeds all limits in reality of cool and face.

So cool in fact the face is grinning while smiling and while half winking and while almost appearing to say "something"

Usually the face is shown saying what amounts to "something wrong?" giving the amazing coolness in the face, and complete lack of any display of guilt any person to question someone with such a face is overcome with a sense of this person is too 'cool' which causes the person looking at the cool face to feel inadequate, and in all cases results in that person telling them to "get the fuck out of here"

While the origin of the cool face is unknown, it is believed to have first surfaced on 4chan, it is most likely a self portrait of the creator, originally made for an avatar

Police
Something Wrong Officer?

Cool Face
Get the fuck outta here!

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are we cool

Do you have good feelings toward me? (In other words, do you NOT have any anger or hurt feelings toward me?)

Hey dude, are we cool?

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totally cool

Adjective synonomous with awesome. See awesome

"That's totally cool! And by totally cool, I mean awesome."

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cool hwhip

an alternate pronunciation of "cool whip", in which the "h" sound is stressed before the initial "w" sound of "whip"; a word made famous by Stewie Griffin of "Family Guy".

-"Hey man, pass the cool hwhip over here."
-"The what?"
-"The cool hwhip. I just gotta have my cool hwhip man."
-"Say it again."
-"Cool hwhip. Hey you got a problem with me?"
-"Cool whip."
-"THATS WHAT I SAID!!!"

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