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To jizz your pants, u finish your pants when someone gets u aroused, Jizzing your pants when ur excited
dude! i totally just jizzed myself when sally rubbed my leg! Yeah dude, i just finished without getting my jeans even off!
I cant belive i cream pants myself when sally made out with me
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verb; to ejaculate and vomit on someone simultaneously.
"Slow down," Ned said, "I'm going to egg cream!"
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(British Slang)
a woman's chest or breasts.
Sir English: 'check out that girl across the room'
Zak: 'Ya, what about her?'
Sir English: 'jolly...what lovey strawberry creams she's got on her'
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The best of the best. Being the cream of the crop is being the best of something. It ranges from sports to school, to being awesome. If someone says you're the cream of the crop, then you're better, smarter, sexier, more athletic, and cooler then everyone else.
When your Urban Dictionary definition implements accurately spelled words, you're going to find it will have a greater chance at becoming recognized within the cream of the crop on the web site's most highly regarded definitions.
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The result of a sexual act where the man ejaculates inside the anal cavity of another individual who has recently consumed large amounts of corn. Some undigested corn will mix with the semen and thus stick to the man's penis when extracted, creating creamed corn.
Mark: "Dude, I did Melissa in the stink yesterday, but ended up with creamed corn"
John: "Nice! Did she eat it afterwards?"
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Jacking off with a warm Hot Pocket, then eating it.
Fuck that broken window, it's Pizzas and Cream time.
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When a guy cums in a girl and then after doing so, goes down on the girl only to have her squirt his cum back on his face
Albert busted inside his girlfriend and then got whip creamed when he went down on her.
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