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A deadly disease that has ruined the world and caused many teenage girls to enjoy the horrible singing of Justin Bieber and his wanna be skater look. Those that suffer from this disease must be removed from the gene pool so that the rest of the world does not become infected.
Why do teenage girls have Bieber Fever? They are in love with a gay teen that hates the United States and will never hit puberty.
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def. by the fashionista syndrom due to which people become fashion consumer on credit
e.g a student spending 1000$ on a pair of shoes for no reason. this recless discision is the milano fever
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Condition arising from the over consumption of mexican-style beans, i.e. refried beans, pinto beans, borracho beans, or black beans.
Depending on one's tolerance for spicy foods, Frijole Fever can also be triggered from the consumption of salsas, pico de gallo, or other mexican-style sauces.
Symptomology: Symptoms can be seen as soon as immediately following the consumption of the trigger, and last for hours, or days depending on tolerance. Symptoms include painful stomach aches, intestinal discomfort or cramping, and is most often accompanied by the excessive and often uncontrollable passing of wet, smelly gas (fart), and may or may not include diarrhea (the squirts). Actual fevers are extremely rare. Any increase in body heat or excessive sweating is attributed to the stress on the body from the intestinal discomfort, or the fear of shitting their pants. Should a true fever in excess of 101F be present, one should seek medical attention as this is a sign of infection from foodborne bacteria.
Remedies: Drink plenty of water if you feel you have Frijole Fever as this will help speed the progression of the condition. consult your doctor or pharmacist before taking any over the counter medication.
"Dave's acting pretty weird today, and his office smells like shit. What's his deal?
"He ate five bean and cheese tacos this morning for breakfast with extra pico and a side of borracho beans. Now, he's got a case of Frijole Fever."
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When one wants to do someone else really badly. Usually, one wants to fuck lots of people, but there are exceptions.
You know when somehow has fucking fever when:
-They talk about sex a lot.
-They talk about sexing up lots of people a lot.
-They say Dr. Phil is hot.
-They express enthusiasm whenever something sexual is mentioned.
Is there a cure to this madness?
Simple answer: Not a definite one. The best thing you could do is find your friend/person who has fucking fever a partner/hot guy/hot girl and let them do each other. ...Or, you could try to tell them that sex is a natural part of life and there's nothing to giggle about when the word "penis" is mentioned. Or, you could restrain yourself from getting sexual for the rest of your life. It's your choice, really.
Kups has fucking fever because she wants to do her bffff 24/7.
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when you fart uncontrollably and you have a fever. it reeks of stank and fish!!
In a galaxy far away, Sarah had surcumbed to the fart fever and the entire milky way galaxy could smell her delicious farts.
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used to express when one is sick of being in bed. "hay" comes from the english expression to "hit the hay," therefore referring to a bed.
Joe: Where's Julie?
Josh: She had to go out. She's been pretty lazy for the past few days and didn't leave her bed.
Joe: Oh, so she had hay fever?
Josh: Yeah
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A horrifying disease that's like swine flu only much more deadly and infinitely gayer.
#1:Dude, I think I have Bieber fever.
#2: Oh shit, get away from me!
#1: I can't get his songs out of my head, MAKE IT STOP!
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