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An insult of a compliment used for someone who has done the minimum of what's expected.
Daniel: Hey Rich, thanks for washing those dishes from the cook's line! You are a gentleman and a scholar and I'd love to meet your father someday; I'm sure he can cook a mean meat loaf.
Rich: I never meet my father.
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It is the act of pampering oneself in a specific way. The usual three "S's" (shit, shower, shave) but with a few things added in. First is masturbating, preferably before entering the shower. While showering ensure you have a can of your favourite beer (if you are a risk taker feel free to have beverages in glass containers) and put on some music (ZZ Top comes to mind). Voilà, a pampered gentleman.
Friend: What did you do this weekend?
You: Well I stayed in on Sunday and had a Gentleman's Spa Day
Friend: Nice
25% or 1/4 of an erection; half a "semi".
She was fairly average looking, so I only had a GQ (gentleman's quarterly)
He couldn't get it up; only had a GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)
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Augustus Waters is THE gentleman and a scholar.
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A soft kiss on the side of a man's scrotum as a greeting or show of appreciation. In some parts of the world, two kisses are given...one on either side (ie, Paris, Barcelona, etc.). A gentleman's kiss has also been used as a form of apology.
Gentleman #1: "Hey man. Sorry I ate the last of your Kashi cereal. Gentleman's kiss?"
Gentleman #2: "Yup."
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A time when one feels it most polite to retire to a quiet space for a half hour slumber.
A short rejuvenating snooze.
Corporal: "Sir, the Germans are advancing on our front lines as we speak"
Captain: "How long do we have, old boy?"
Corporal: "Just under an hour, sir"
Captain: "Not to worry, my good man, Ill still have time for A Gentleman's Half Hour in that case, before the battle"
A condom.
The Honourable Tarquin ffylkheme-Gernlough (pronounced felch me gently) was conceived due to his father forgetting his gentleman's riding coat.