Noun - A signature retaliation move in which the enforcer pulls down the offender's pants and gives them a swift kick in the dick, preferably whilst wearing cleats
Man that guy is such an a**hole, I wish someone would give him the old rod lamp.
When you put on a golden colored condom and ram it up her pooper while she has lava shits.
I went to UT to watch a football game with a FWB, but all I got was a Knoxville Lava Lamp
The oil used to fuel oil lamps, and an item that is very profitable.
The best quality lamp oil is famously sold by Morshu in Koridai.
Lamp oil, rope, bombs — you want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.
When you get your hands on one of these people you have to consider yourself lucky. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to not be wearing socks when you meet them you can expect your toes to be licked clean. According to old legends they once sucked off satan for 1 shilling, two pence and a used condom.
"Woah man that person is crazy, ripping off that person's socks like that"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"
Euphemistic way of calling someone gay. Originates from a MAD TV sketch "Midnight Golfer"
Phil: Roger, I think that you've got all your lamps in one submarine!
Roger: What'd you say to me?!
Phil: I said you've got all your lamps in one submarine...?
Roger: You callin' me gay?!
A penis or a dick or a cock...
Girl 1: So I hear you fucked that hot guy last night. How was it?
Girl 2: OMG! It was amazing. I rubbed his lamp!
Girl 1: What was it like!?
Girl 2: It’s soooo BIG!!!