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Greatest Anime show I've ever seen on Nick about the Avatar, Aang, and his journey to beat the tyrrany plaguing his lands.
Lyke OMFG Avatar iz lyke on!!!!11111!!!!111!!!!!
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Imagine the last saggy turkey hanging upside down in a shop window. Not a pretty sight.. This phrase can be used to describe a paticulrly ugly looking set of male genitals.
An old man appears on the television with no clothes on. "EW, TALK ABOUT LAST TURKEY IN THE SHOP!"
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Obama's last name is a mystery to all
person 1 "do you know Obama's last name?"
person 2 "ummmmmm"
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Some gay-ass japanimation about a bald headed kid riding a flying buffalo or something. It sucks harder than most japanimation and that's saying something.
Goddamn TiVo keeps taping Fagatar the Last Shitbender without being asked.
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A last minute man is a male who waits until the last minute to do things, especially undesirable tasks like homework, studying, taxes, chores, honey dos
His homework is due at 9 tomorrow & he just started at at 11 pm tonight, he is such a last minute man
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A very horney ugly girl waiting for sex in the bar after last call, typically the last resort for any man, but with the beer goggles and all, the mistake is not seen till morning.
When I woke in the morning and next to the last call girl, I nearly chewed my own arm off to get away.
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A StarCraft Map -UMS-.
The Game Consists of 8 players/colors. First 5 for Heaven and The 3 for Hell. All the Main unit are Heros from the StarCraft 1 and Expasion pack heros. The Colors are:
--HEAVEN--
WHITE - player 1.,.Controls 75 percent of heaven and its units. Heros : Jesus (Hero Battlecruiser), Rafael (Hero High Templar), And Nathaniel (Hero Siege Tank).
BLUE - player 2.,.Controls a varied amount of units (This Goes for the colors Teal, Purple and Yellow). Heros : Jehoel (Hero Zealot) and Zadkiel (Hero Dark Templar).
TEAL - Heros : Michael (Hero Marine) ((IN vSKY, when he dies another Unit Called Sethur come to replace him)).
Purple - Heros : Seraphiel (Hero Ghost - Kerrigan but in vSKY it was changed to a hero male ghost to confuse the Hell Team) and Gabriel (Hero Dragoon). Also gets The Vulture units called Virtues. When in a group they can destroy Hero units or strong Elite Units. Known as Vulting or Ganking. (Technique created By Lash, mastered by pros of Heavens Last Stand)
Yellow - Heros : Uriel (Hero Firebat) and MetaTron (Hero Archon).
--HELL-- (Uses an Unvulnerable Observer and a Defiler in the right hand corner of the map(All 3 colors use this)) Hell also has : 4 overlords called Sky Ladders, and Elite that are periodically given out to all 3 colors. RED gets NON HERO Ultralisk and Non Hero Archons, Orange gets Infested Terrans, NON HERO Seige Tanks and NON HERO Archons. Brown gets Hero Zerglings and NON HERO Ultralisk and Dark Templars.
RED : Heros - Satan (hero Mutalisk), Beelzebub (Hero Defiler) and Mammon (hero Ultralisk).
Orange : Heros - Asmodeous (Hero Goliath), Samyazza (Hero High Templar) and Samael (Lurker).
Brown : Heros - Berith (Hero Dark Templar), Abbadon (Infested Kerrigan) and Astaroth (Hero Hydralisk).
In Heavens Last Defense, Red Originally had Mammon As Infested Kerrigan but changes were made to balance the game.
In The HLS vSKY Version The Kerrigan was taking back to RED and Named Sin and Brown was given the Infested Duran unit for Abbadon.
Heaven's Last Stand is way better than Hells Defense.
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