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when you call someone and have a conversation with what you think is them, but is actually their voicemail.
"I thought I was talking to Clint, but it was just a voice mail fail."
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A 40-50something western-educated doctor/engineer/venture capitalist who marries...or arranges to marry an American white girl.He is usually Indian,Persian,or Arab and smitten with things Western.She's usually 30something,educated,sorta hot in that"polished babe" kinda way.
BANKER 1:"See Mahmoods' new bride? Rather attractive blonde.
Wonder what his family thinks."
BANKER 2:"REVERSE MAIL-ORDER.Wonder if she's been to dinner
yet."(mild chuckle)
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Postal service used in 1800s-1930s era that usually took a few months to transport mail
Thanks! No more snail mail!
Cheetah mail? Or snail mail?
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Based off of the Tom Hanks film, when two people in relationships like each other, they have mail.
Guy One " Dude shes hotter than my girlfriend."
Guy Two " Dude You've got mail"
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An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them a voice mail, usually to confirm that the voice mail has been received.
Donald: I just left you a message. Did you get it?
Andrew: Probably, I haven't checked.
Donald: Can you check?
Andrew: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Donald: Thoughts?
Andrew: My immediate thoughts are you're a voice mail courier and a douchebag.
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A service hotmail offers that will filter some useful messages but that will never ever filter a spam.
Cool, I got a huge amount of spams in my mailbox and all the letters my boss sent me are in the trash e-mail folder! Thank you, Microsoft.
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slang term for masturbating. People say they are checking their email when they are really looking at internet porn.
be right back, im gonna be checking e-mail.
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