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expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate
"Hey Jim... your mother is dead"
"oh my god really....?"
"Nah ...only pulling your plonker"
A burger served on a sourdough bun
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It), you should try it!"
PPO or Partying Purposes Only - is a phrase or acronym used when you do something in order to throw the most badass party or keeping the party flowing.
ex:
Person 1: Hey man, I just downloaded the best 100 rap songs ever.
Person 2: You Would.
Person 1: I like to have the best music for PPO(Partying Purposes Only).
A term that refers to those with no intelligence whatsoever. They typically have no use, at times have shitty grades, an IQ of <70. See preppy.
Mark: Dude, that chick Kelly-Anne is only good with a dick up her ass.
Sam: Yeah, she really needs to go to the dermatologist too because her OTC Clearasil isn't working.
Mark: She probably doesn't even know what a dermatologist is.
As we can see, Kelly Anne is a typical person who clearly expresses the term "only good with a dick up their ass"
A common phrase with the connotation "I feel I'm in the minority on this subject" that has received ridiculous amounts of trendy hate from the socially-impaired unable to understand anything in a non-literal manner.
Honest Question: "Am I the only one who...?"
Person 1: "You're never the only one!"
Person 2: "You're never the only one idiot!"
Person 3: "Idiot, you're NEVER the only one"
Person 4: "Yeah, you can never possibly be the only one!"
Person 5: "We are so LOGICAL!"
The privileges females get in the western culture that are so obvious, but rarely addressed because alot of women want special rights, not equal rights and feel they are owed reparations because of (most I assume) douche males in the past that probably aren't even alive anymore. Today the majority of the culture in Western will try to shut you down by calling you a sexist which is irony in itself.
4% (women pay) less than men for car insurance because men are seen as inferior drivers
2.3% of all combat deaths is #FemalePrivilege and can't be drafted
64% of child abuse is from women yet 82% of women get custody and half of their partner's stuff and alimony
29% of homeless are women
59% of scholarships are for women
60% college graduates are women
20% of suicides are women
Women are way more likely to receive less time and punishment for equal crimes
Women are allowed to assault a man in public and not receive an asswhoopin and alot of times arrest, and at most times applauded for their behavior, but if a man self defends himself he is immediately detained/assaulted by others.
Women are believed more than the man for domestic assault yet 70% of domestic assaults are initiated by the woman
Women shelters exist everywhere and (as of this post) only 2 male shelters exist in the U.S.
A women can cheat on her husband and still be the victim in society
Women get free drinks at bars
Women can get attention physically or mentally (white knights or other girlfriends) almost any time they want on social media or public.
These are just some examples of Female Privilege (Western Females only). This does not exist in Middle Eastern areas as the females there are truly oppressed. I wish those fighting for Female rights would go over there and help those poor women.