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Couch Patting is when you are so munged out at a gig you pat the couch to get a girl to sit next you rather than string up a conversation. This Couch Patting has been coined by a young man named Arnold. He has perfected this couch patting in such way it has allowed him to spend an entire weekend with the coolest chicks around and has provided him with friend recommendations in Sydney.
Let's go to the Techno for some Couch Patting tonight!
I hope I get Couch Patted tonight!
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A term of endearment popular in London, usually between women
'Cow pat! How are you'?
'I'm wonderful, actually darling, you'?
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The act of patting, rubbing or lightly slapping one's belly region as a sign of contentment; typically to indicate that one has satisfied a given hunger. Typically related, but not limited, to dining.
When either pushing back from the buffet or after having raked in a big poker pot, my buddy leans back with a contented smile and gives himself a bit of a buddah pat.
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when you let your partner shit on your chest and you eat it later
jenny gave me a pit pat last week
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The slightly older guy you all forget about who played in Nirvana and The Foo Fighters. Not as hot as Kurt, Dave or even Taylor Hawkins so nobody gives a shit. Also known for leaving Foo Fighters then coming back whenever he wants because he is a pretty good musician.
"You are the Pat Smear of this group."
"We need another member... Let's add a Pat Smear."
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A method of convincing somebody you have a larger than normal sex-organ by making an Urban Dictionary post on yourself explaining the prior when in fact your reproduction tools are of Harbor Freight quality nicknamed "micro machines"
Yo, I think that fella just pulled a Pat Jones on that chick, shes totally questioning her iphone and his tiny bulge.
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