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A lubricated item that gose gose on your dingy that can prevent court costs, child support, medical bills for nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!
Cover your meat inna plastic ravioli brah. You don't need no damn kids.
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Someone who claims to be Irish, but is only half Irish, and can't be bothered to get Irish citizenship.
Louis: I'm legit a Irishmen now, cos I've got mi a Irish passport.
James: You're not even Irish though, I'm true Irishman with ma ginger pubics.
Louis: James, you don't even have Irish citizenship you plastic paddy.
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Plastic Cup: A cup made of plastic. It holds water and other beverages and items. It can be very harmful to the environment.
Plastic cups ruin the environment. They get thrown on the ground instead of trashcans. Don't waste plastic. Put it in the recycle bin. If you see plastic cups on the floor, go and put it in the nearest trashcan.
You will be saving our world by throwing away plastic cups.
Use reusable cups instead.
Person 1: Look at that plastic cup on the floor.
Person 2: Well it's not mine, I'm not picking it up.
Person 1: Never speak to me again.
*Person 1 picks up the plastic cup and throws it into a trashcan*
Person 1: You are a piece of garbage.
*Person 1 walks away*
Person 2: Oh, I just realized, I should pick up plastic and throw it away. It's good for the world.
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A fake depiction of Orenthal that people put on their lawns to keep real Orenthals (criminals) away.
"I saw a man creep into my yard last night put as soon as he saw the plastic Orenthal he took off."
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Jennifer always had these plastic memories of who she had once fallen in love with.
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The kind of obligatory love you feel to those in your family you would find despicable if you weren't your family members. Usually extended family you have to force a happy demeanor around.
I had an act of plastic love on around my pro-life grandfather.
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Somebody that pretends to be, or loves all things Scottish, yet voted against independence and prefers to see Scotland paying a foreign government in England for the privilege of being treated as a colony. A Scot that cheers on the national football side or rugby team yet thinks being ruled by England is better.
He's singing Flower of Scotland again yet votes tory? Another plastic Scot.
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