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'Cause you just PLAYED YOSELF.
Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.
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The act of sticking your penis in a girls vagina and sticking your fist up her ass crack to resemble a quarter pounder from Mac Donalds. The anal sex is the quarter pounder and the penis is the french fries you get in the combo meal to dip in a girls vagina or menstruation which is the fancy ketchup from McDonalds. The coke or drink from the combo meal is done by ejaculating in the asscrack or pussy of the girl to complete the combo meal.
I gave her a quarter pounder with cheese meal. Dude, she never was so pissed in her life.
A crisis occuring around the age of 20, 19 or 18.
Yea, he got rejected by Stanford because the college counselor sent in the wrong transcript...it was his quarter life crisis.
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(adjective) broke; no green backs
Homie, can you spot me cuz I be like 30 cents shy of a quarter!
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The beginning is usually occurring in males in their early to mid thirties, it typically entails the subject going into a more juvenile state of mind thirties that includes excessive partying, excessive eating, promiscuous sex, chain smoking, every night binge drinking and drugging. This differs from a mid life crisis in the sense that the very activities of a 3/4 life crisis will eventually bring about your demise. Usually triggered by life changes.
“My ex wife told me she thought that I started having a three quarter life crisis at the age of 35.”
“I told her I’m shocked that she thinks I’m going to live to be 44!”
Four Solid Quarter Store = A Dollar Store. Surprising that the term Solid Quarter isn't in English dictionaries and considered AA slang. The word Quarter is tied to a single definition. There is time and measuring, you can even live in a quarter where you smoke your quarter of weed. Most of us are aware that when someone asks for a quarter in the context of money they mean the coin... BUT, 25 pennies is still a quarter of a dollar and would be correct. Putting Solid in the front removes all doubt, plus it teaches kids how many coins are in a Solid Quarter.
Four Solid Quarter Store is a very specific definition of a dollar store and the kids start learning that there are four quarters to a dollar. And yes, most of us are aware that all things aren't a dollar in there, the awesome power of 'Solid Quarter' can easily be changed and adapts without losing any meaning...
Dude 1...'You need anything from the Four Solid Quarter Store?
Dude 2 "The one with 'Tree' in the name raised their prices, start calling it the Five Solid Quarter Store.
Dude 3 "i wonder how many got fired cause they could only do math in dollar increments.'
Brian: Let's just order something on uber eats
A wiser and frugal person: You're just throwing quarters out the window