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These are the people ,only barely, running around walmart on black friday just grabbing everything they see, not even knowing if they want it, but grabbing anyway and even fighting over cheep crap just because the price tag says 80 or 90% off. This could happen at other stores and also on other days but the ultimate outcome is usually some redneck being charged with assult for attacking someone else who grabbed a playstation 3 just before they could.
Look at all those sea gulls in line at walmart, blackfriday is 2 days away. My wife wants to go shopping on black friday but I don't want to get hit by another sea gull this year who waited in line 2 days before for a 2 dollar toaster.
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A sea gull.
Guy #1: Today I was walking on the beach with my girlfriend and we saw a flock of sea pigeons.
Guy #2: What did you do?
Guy #1: I laid my girl on the beach, threw bread on her, then ran.
Guy #2: Rofl.
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One who fish, dump waste, and carry weapons in our seas.
Oh George, you're such a sea bandit.
Only a sea bandit would do something like shitting in the ocean.
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Sea Nymphs are amazing creatures that are in the sea and they pwn mermaids. End of story.
Sam: I LOVE MY MERMAIDS.
Becky: MY SEA NYMPHS WILL PWN YOUR MERMAIDS ANY DAY.
Sam: Dawww.
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A sea hag is a woman that didn't treat you right. Abruptly and loudly tell her to get out of your life by making only one surf-casting gesture that ends in a pointing finger and say "You didn't treat me right! Back to the sea with the rest of the hags you sea hag...that's the way it is!" Also, don't feel bad about it or try to figure out why she didn't treat you right 'cause you'll go crazy. And, you can't get in trouble for calling someone a sea hag, but you can for other stuff.
Back to the sea with the rest of the hags you sea hag...that's the way it is!
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When you rub your nuts and wipe someones face with that hand used to rub your nuts
Ewww, you just gave me a sea bass!
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