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like popping a squat, except peeing; popping a squirt.
Person 1: Aw man, I really gotta pop a squirt!
Person 2: Go to the bathroom, quick!
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Another name for "diarehha." It is when someone has severe diarehha or anal seepage.
Hey, John was in the bathroom last night for two hours because he had a severe case of the turdy squirts!
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Verb:
To defacate diarrhea in a spewing manor.
-That burrito made me squirt Hershey!
-You scared me so badly, I almosted squirted Hershey!
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When you get really nervous, and get the bubble guts, and have explosive diarrhea
I got court today, I don't know what they're gonna do to me, I got the nervous squirts
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when you spread ur cheeks and squirt out your juices so you feel it dribbling down your batty crease.
dam that bitch can ass squirt!
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If ya climbin up a ladder n ya hear sumtin splatter, _______
If ya sailin on a boat n ya feel sumtin float, ________
If ya walkin down da street n ya hear sumtin beep, _______
If ya bend to tie ya shoe n ya hear sumtin sploof, _______
If ya eatin chicken soup n it lookz like liquid poop, ______
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Ayo, I had so many white castle burgers last night. I had the screamin squirts so bad even mah toilet waz like no more.
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a man who's wang gets hugified by seeing men wrestle .
Mike Leonhardt is one squirt mcguirt
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