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Valley thong whistle

Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding

I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024


Put on my big girl thong

Face up to what you need to do.
Synonymous with “adulting”.

I can’t sit here worrying about it anymore, it is time to put on my big girl thong and get this over with.

by Dumping Zone March 18, 2022


cowboy thong

When a man wears those mega baggy boxer underwear under some jeans… where are we putting all that fabric?! It’s definitely venturing up there!

That man wears baggy boxers with skinny jeans! He’s got that cowboy thong goin on!

by Snoft666 November 30, 2023


Toe Thong

Noun:
Thing that goes inbetwixt big toe and index toe on a flip flop

Fuck them damn toe thongs on flip flops. I like crocs cuz they ain't gottem

by Sp0bb August 30, 2022


schlong thong

A man thong that has a penis pouch a attachment

Man, dalton looks like a stripper with his schlong thong on.

by MachinegunKarley April 24, 2021


Thong Stain

Forget flying by the seat of your pants. Try flying by the stain of your thong!

"He came into your apartment. He left the Thong Stains on the carpet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 13, 2023


thonging

a game where thongs are thrown at others while only running on grass...must jump over any other surface

i just cut my feet up thonging at the botanic gardens

by mr ben ACT March 21, 2011