Peaceful warrior

Someone who is willing to fight for their rights, but are also willing to do it with peace and love.

She who wishes to fight for peace, is a peaceful warrior.

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Uncut Warrior

Any man who is uncircumcised is known as an uncut warrior.

In the locker room, Timmy's friends laughed and chanted "Uncut Warrior" at the sight of his uncircumcised penis.

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Window Warrior

A paranoid tweaker who is constantly peeking out of windows for no apparent reason, searching for something that may or may not ever be there.

Stop being a fucking window warrior and get some sleep.

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protest warriors

Self-absorbed arrogant pricks who assume they are superior to regular protestors for some fake reason.

"We're Protest Warriors! Because we protest Protestors!"
"So you're a protestor?"
"No, Protest WARRIOR."

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Rainbow Warrior

A member (singular) of the University of Hawaiʻi's Basketball team. The Rainbow Warrior's title or nickname is applied to the basketball team.

UH Fan 1- "Yo brah, gonna catch the Rainbow Warriors game on boob tube tonight?"

Surfer 1-"No can will be surfing the tube!"

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Facebook Warrior

Someone who constantly sticks their nose in other people's Facebook business with the intention of creating drama, threatening to come to the other person so that they can "handle it", and then never actually showing up to fight and settle the situation.

"I unfriended Molly because she's a straight-up Facebook Warrior now."

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Prayer Warrior

Someone who is so riddled with Christianity that they actually fight to be more stupid.

And the next stage of training for our prayer warriors is to corral three rattle snakes into this coke bottle, using only a spoon and their faith.

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