Chalk Boarding

Doing lines of coke off the back of the chick you are doing doggy style, and watching porn at the same time.

"Hey man, what did you get up to on the weekend?" - "I went Chalk Boarding"

Board of Directors

A board of directors is a group of Karens that feel they can talk down to the manager but also the C.E.O. of a company that does not bend to their will.

I feel sorry for that waiter over there.
Why?
Five Karens just sat down for bottomless mimosa's and brunch and you know they're going tell him how to do his job.
You mean the board of directors? Yeah, the whole table is getting there meal comped!

bitches on boards

a crew of female extreme athletes, a media production company

Tugger and Frenchie of Bitches On Boards Media Production, and Bitchesonboards

board bang

When you are the only, or one of few, women presenting to a room of mostly men in a business setting.

Man: Hey, how did your presentation go?

Woman: It was a total Board Bang - I was the only woman in the room.

Offensive Board

When a couple breaks up, but before anyone else can pick up the girl on the rebound, the same guy gets back together with her. The term comes from basketball, where an offensive board or offensive rebound prolongs a team's possession.

Man: I heard Katie and Mike broke up. Finally I can get Katie on the rebound, that fox.

Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.

Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.

boarding completed

literally: when all passengers are seated on a plane ready to take off
figuratively: you are the plane heading towards a destination, the passengers are everything dear to you, animate and inanimate, physical and spiritual. a decision is made. the plane is taking off.

"mama, are we going to be okay?"
"yes, my mini, boarding completed. don't be afraid."

Tram Boarding

A game of two or more people standing up on a running tram, without holding the bars or standing near the walls, competing to see who will be the last man to NOT keel over in their (short) journey.

In order to win, you must not:

1) Bend or fall over
2) Must not budge on your place due to the movement of the tram

3) Must not move, even if people are passing by (and giving dirty looks)

Let's play tram boarding! First one to keel over buys me a burger