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One of the best albums from Abel Tesfaye (aka The Weeknd)
Track list:
1. Professional
2. The Town
3. Adaptation
4. Love In The Sky
5. Belong To The World
6. Live For
7. Wanderlust
8. Kiss Land
9. Pretty
10. Tears In The Rain
11. Wanderlust
12. Odd Look
Kiss Land is one of my favorite albums!
When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.
Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.
When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.
"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."
a typo in the script of the movie avatar where they were supposed to say "this is Sparta!
"this is our land" was the worst waste of a perfect movie moment
A female that looks good from a far but not up close.
I saw this girl on the other side of the street. She was a 10/10. But she got closer and was a 6/10. She was a massive land hoe.
Rona land (Covid-19 style of living) is at any point on Earth that experiences quarantine-like scenarios after what the media tells us is a major pandemic.
Valren: "How's Rona Land treating you?"
Tylan: "I love it! two weeks without production, without as much air pollution, time to spend with our families, we may as well call it Earth Day instead for two weeks!"
Slang for Birmingham
"Hey, where you headed this weekend?"
"I'm going to Brummie Land to visit some friends!"