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wild eyes murphy

a man who does not photograph well, and looks like a crazed homeless street drinker in pictures.

'look at the state of you in that photo, you look like wild eyes murphy'

'who's that man youre with in that picture?, is it from your days working in the homeless shelter?'

'no, thats my boyfriend, he's a wild eyes murphy'

by lalalaland January 20, 2008

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Ten Second Murphy

When a male orgasms after only ten seconds of masturbation.

What a loser, he must be a ten second murphy!

by Jack Bingeman February 8, 2007

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Eddie Murphy Transition

When your girlfriend transition from "My Girl Likes to Party all the time, party all the time" by Eddie Murphy, to watching shitty Disney movies like "Dr. Doolittle" staring Eddie Murphy.

I broke up with Elizabeth because she was cool before the Eddie Murphy Transition happened, now she wants to stay home every night.

by myatman January 25, 2013


Kathleen Carol Murphy

A dark-eyed and dark-haired girl that will steal your heart in a second. She's a bit of a player, but she will have your back no matter who you are. She's a rebel, hates society, and shaved part of her hair. Some of her hair is dyed teal. She's an artist, and has so many sketchbooks you could take years looking through them. She's sexy, and a flirt, but she's actually depressed and lonely. She's friends with everyone, but lies a lot because of trust issues. She's usually called KC, but she also likes the names Kat and Kitten by her friends. She's pale and sickly, and cusses a lot. She's always wearing black, and loves cool colors and cats. Her name means 'pure song of happiness and luck' . And she believes everyone's equal. Others, even the ones who know she lies, trust her. She has lost some important people in her life, not family, but extremely close friends. If you find her, give her a life she will think is worth living.

Teen A: "Hey, is that HER?
Teen B: "Yep, thats Kathleen Carol Murphy, the Alexander Hamilton of middle school."

by RebelEmo2133 February 18, 2017


Murphy's Law of Driving

-Your driving skill is inversely proportional to how attractive your passenger is.-

The non-gender-specific propensity for things to go horribly wrong whilst attempting some vehicular stunt when an attractive member of the opposite sex is involved.

John: "I've drifted that corner a hundred times with no problem, but as soon as Jane was in the car, it all went to hell and now she's left me and my car is totalled...."

Fred: "Murphy's Law of Driving dude...I told you not to try that with her in the car"

by Stig's Unlucky Cousin June 15, 2010

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Eddie Murphy Girl

a female that likes to party all the time.

That chick is an Eddie Murphy girl.

by Out of Cheese dEUX July 4, 2011

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getting eddie murphy

Verb deriving from actor/singer Eddie Murphy's only hit song "Party All the Time" which can still be heard as a remix today or just at any decent 80s party. Used in the same manner as "get down" or "getting boogie" or "getting fly" in a large social setting such as a club, party, kegger, etc.

Tom: So did you have a good time at the club last night?
Bill: Yo!!! We were getting Eddie Murphy like the whole night. It was outta hand

OR

Tom: So how was the party last night?
Bill: The cops came and busted it. We couldn't get even get Eddie Murphy for like 5 minutes.

by RETROverted March 25, 2007

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