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When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
When there is a room full of hens and one of them has a strap on is known as the Mechanical Rooster.
John got pegged so hard by that mechanical rooster last night!
Jacket The Rooster Man is a man that goes around wearing a rooster mask, a Letterman jacket and bright blue jeans.
He is a sociopath.
Jacket the Rooster man is a gnarly sociopath.
man, I'm too broke for the titty bar, let's just scoop up a rooster hag.
An irritated person driving questionably.
If Preston is going to be a road rooster my girlfriend is going to call his mother.
Dousing yourself in syrup and then chicken feathers, and masturbating or when two people coat themselves in syrup and chicken feathers and have sex.
Dude, me and your mom were Roostering until we clucked last night.
(v) ˈru stərɪŋ
1a. To stay up until dawn
1b. To stay up until dawn because you were partying
2. the act of being a rooster/chicken
3. to embody the wisdom / traits of a rooster/chicken
I was roostering I had this gumbo I had to finish for thanksgiving. (Turkey is not to be confused with roosters/chickens; Turkey is a distinct species)
I seen the dood he was up at 7am, I know his (chicken) ass is Roostering