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the scale used to measure the magnitude of sex. the registered number is usually derived from the actual size of the dick.
that dude was HUGE! a 9.5 on the dichter scale! a total girthquake!
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The Theodorian Scale describes on percentage scale of 0% to 100% how similar any peice of music is to a peice of music from the Star Wars franchise.
Mars, the Bringer of War sounds 85% like Star Wars according to the Theodorian Scale.
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1. Akwardly stating that you lack in knowledge on a certain subject or joke that everyone around you understands.
2. One who posses little or no knowledge in the area of sex/sex slang and while they try to keep that to themselves, they find themselves in a position in which they must suddenly let the world know they have absolutely no idea what is going on.
"Hey connor, would you rather give, or get head?"
"Give for sure"
"Yea me too"
"Hey chuck, what about you? Give or get?"
"Umm, I really don't know what that is, but okay."
"Then just say give"
"Chucky, you are pullin a scales!"
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Also referred to as the "midi scale," it is a binary scale akin to the 1-10 hotness scale - except that it goes from 0-1. Its name originates from the lacrosse culture of the suburbs surrounding Boston, MA,USA.
1's on the middy scale are those who meet your standards, and whom you would do the nasty with
0's on the middy scale are so physically repulsive that they still look like a bad idea after heavy drinking - a solid "hell no"
--lad #1: "hey look at that girl! over there SOLID one the middy scale"
--lad #2: "yeah but look at her friend, that's a zero even on a good day"
--lad #1: "oh damn, I thought that was just an effeminate dude!"
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A judge of bad men, rated by girls. Like 'Ricktor Scale' but for dicks. Goes up to 10 usually.
"He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"
1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"
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How severe a girl is giving a guy shit. Similar to the Stafford-simpson scale describing the strength of Hurricanes as being 1-5.
Michelle is giving me level three shit on the vagitudinal scale, and I am not going to take it! She can go fuck herself.
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The Boner Scale is a scale for measuring the firmness of an erection. It goes from 0-1000, zero being totally flaccid and one thousand being ready to explode.
your moms got some sweet moves, she had me at like a 750 on the boner scale
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