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He’s a confident and funny person, he gives the best advice, he’s such a great person to hang out with. You can never get tired of talking to him. He brings the best out of you and won’t let you down. He keeps his promises, he takes care of all the people he loves. He’s someone that acts like a fool and weirdo but only if he feels comfortable with you. He’s really one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. He has great hair, he’s hella handsome and makes me the happiest girl there ever was. He made me believe in love again. Hes such a great person and I hope he never lets me go. Thank u for giving me the best couple months baby. Happy 8 months babes.
Stanley staco is a very loving and sweet baby and I love him
This person is one of the cutest, loving, smartest, kindest, caring people you’ll ever know. He brings out the light in every room, makes people happy without trying. He’s the life of the party. Everyone loves him. He’s such a beautiful soul and a wonderful person. He has charm and is funny as hell. He makes you laugh when you’re mad, he will make u smile with tears in your eyes. He always has the best intention, he’s so handsome inside and outside. He’s the unexpected blessing you never thought you’d ever find. He’s the sun on the darkest of days. If you meet him, you’ll be the luckiest person in the world. I can’t stand a day without him, I am the luckiest to have him too. I love you bubby.
You don’t know Stanley staco???
He’s one of a kind man, you’re missing out.
I love Stanley staco, he’s a blessing on Earth
A loving boyfriend who is easily heartbroken and spends to much money on girls.
"Why you spending so much money on her bro?"
"I dont know im feeling like an Izaac Stanley"
Jerking off in a Tree Stand while hunting
Man I did A Stanley yesterday, most relaxing day in the woods ever!!
Bald Stanley is a man desperate for attention and hair better known by his stage name Paul Stanley this money hungry lying man who can only badmouth people and never has anything to say like his counter part and possibly secret boyfriend Chaim Wigs he prefers Eric minger and Tommy Gayer
Bald Stanley hides his baldness with a crap wig
The act of being injured in the pursuit of sexual gratification, often requiring medical attention or the impromptu use of a Stanley tool.
Me: did you hear about Emma?
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.
Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!
The UK's richest-ever prime minister, Edward Smith-Stanley, 14th Earl of Derby, was the head of government for three terms during the 1850s and 1860s, and goes down in history as the longest-serving leader of the Conservative Party. The aristocrat, who was a major landowner, had a fortune of some $9.3 million, which in today's money amounts to $1.3 billion (£1bn).
Edward Smith-Stanley, 12th Earl of Derby