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A fast an easy way microsoft use to screw alot of xbox players which dont own a live, neither real or in the internet, and like to pay $60 a year for it.
Man 1: Today I will buy my 60 bucks membership to play online, Xbox Live.
Man 2: Thats so cool!
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When someone says or does something really funny, then recreates the moment with a different crowd and pretends that this was the first time they did/said that funny thing. Usually used to get attention, or a bigger reaction.
ex. 1
Sarah: ohh I like your leather jacket Matt! I hope it doesn't get wrecked in the rain!
Matt: Thanks! It won't get wrecked, think about it, cows don't get wrecked in the rain, and leather is from cows...!
Sarah: haha!! you're so funny!
(a littlle while later)
(Matt is with other friends in his jacket)
MAtt: Do you think my jacket will get ruined? Since its raining and all?
Lauren: I hope not!
Matt: Well, i guess since leather is made from cows, and cows are waterproof, it will be fine.. !
Lauren: haha You're so funny Matt!
*Matt has just live in fived*
ex.2
Person 1: Oh my god, Jakey is so funny! He just compared Adriana to Julie Andrews!!
Person 2: Wait, he totally just did that five minutes ago in the cafeteria! And it wasn't funny.
Person 1: He must have live in 5'ed it.
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A ghost of someone that is alive. Usually unresponsive and indifferent when communication is attempted. Every living ghost weighs 1.8 ounces and only appear from 20 to 30 seconds at a time. well one time i saw a living ghost at the bus stop god damnit. But it wasn't
"Hey, it's the living ghost of the Mayor."
"Hey, it's 1.8 ounces maybe its a living ghost in disguise and not a small pencil."
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Che doesn't live. He was killed by the Bolivian Army just like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
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This is a mindset that usually comes during a lengthy, alcohol and drug fueled break directly after a period of nonstop commitments.
Guy 1) Damn, I can't wait for these exams to be over!
Guy 2) I know right? We've got 4 ounces of weed, 2 half gallons of rum and 4 fifths of whiskey to get us through the month.
Guy 1) We'll wake and bake every morning! Just Living the Dream
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A website where you can search for sex in your city. IE: Where fucking ugle chicks meet fucking ugly guys and or sexual predators.
Susies calles 1 800 SEX TIME= Live Links.
Tommy anwsers, they decide to meet at a bar.
Two hours later, there in a hotel room that charges by the hour.
IE: she either got pregant or a STD, but come to find she got them both.
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It’s a live cam show site featuring some of pornhubs hottest models
If you like pornhub you’ll love pornhub live
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