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different strokes for different blokes

Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick

Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"

by RatDogPig April 27, 2024


Everyone is Different

no one is exactly the same, physically and mentally.

i went to my AA group last nite they explained that everyone is different and its hard to get off alcohol sometimes...

by titicaca September 20, 2003

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So different

Often used by pick me girls and the pick me boys that actually talk, they say this to look unique and quirky. It’s a poor attempt to get attention and is ironically a cliche.

Pick me girl: I’m so different, I like football and don’t wear make up. I’m not like other girls.
Normal person: I can’t remember asking.

by Mr. Outcast March 2, 2022


single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 26, 2018


Different-sames

Used in reference to someone to explain that the subject that they are talking about are all in the same

I meant potato not tomato. Different-sames

by Mr. Dudatron June 25, 2019


Jack Storm Difference

When you 100% a game

When you buy a game from the Xenoblade series

Damn you really bought Xenoblade DE??? That’s a Jack Storm Difference

by JackJackStorm February 4, 2021


Same shit different outhouse

The situation is the same as before, only now it's happening in a different location.

When Rob came back to the cafe after spending a few months working at that new restaurant downtown, I asked what it was like there. He said, "Same shit different outhouse."

by D. Y. Vetz September 28, 2020