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A man with a most unfortunate name (google him).
"Hey dude, this guy has the wort name ever *snicker*"
"Uhhhhh."
"his name is 'Harry Pianus'"
"Wtf! Is that a joke?"
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A one hell of a sixteen year old sexy beast that needs to get into my bed, right now. I'm not even kidding. Girls go wild for him, etc etc.
*OMG HARRY STYLES, GET IN MY BED!!*
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A 78 year old lawyer from Texas who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney on February 11, 2006 while the two were out hunting for quail.
Harry Whittington is living proof that Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, and that Cheney has no idea what hunter safety is all about.
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the most amazing human being in the whole universe that is a part of the greatest boyband, one direction (who are currently on hiatus), and as of 2020 he is pursuing his solo career and absolutely KILLING IT. his fans are called harries and they love him more than life itself. he lives by the motto “treat people with kindness”, and it really shows in his daily life. he tells jokes he thinks are really funny, but most of the time they’re not, but his laughter and smile is contagious so you’ll end up smiling and laughing too. he can’t dance to save his life, but at least he tries. this man also has the best sense of style ever, and he can pull off any outfit. in addition to all of these amazing qualities, he makes really good music, like this man can SING. 10/10 would recommend to a friend. he’s just a goofy and sweet guy that everyone should get to know and love. (he’s also hot as fuck, ngl)
he used to work in a bakery.
synonyms: harold, hazza, god, sexy fucker, etc.
Ex 1: Hey did you hear Harry Styles likes bread in his recent interview?
Ex 2: Harry Styles is a god.
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The singer who makes us look like clowns by just living
"Harry Styles is the baddest bitch in the jungle....like Tarzan but hotter and English.
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the act of rubbing a woman's feet with one's beard.
*This is not to be confused with the male-on-male version, the "Dirty Harry Magdalene."
Josh told me that Sarah had cute feet so he gave her a Harry Magdalene.
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This is when an IT Desktop Engineer has a mental breakdown with chronic and unresolved grief caused by an over-demanding customer with an accent.
"oh maaaaaaan I think I got The Harry Syndrome cause i am so tired of creating a batch file that would sort a customer's David Hassellhoff CD and DVD collection"
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