adidas slides

These are the freshest shoes around. They're so nice and your feet feel like they're getting little massages. It's also great bc style ANd function. Take that shit into a creek or a shower or a soccer game when you have those damn socks on and look shaRp.

ps- Don't let nobody tell you they crusty. Trust me these are the best on the block I literally owe my life to them.

Jasmine- Yo I need to look fly and wear something so comfortable. Bonus points if it's Adidas because they dominate.

Kayla- Yeah you should totally get adidas slides! Who the hell doesn't like them?

Jasmine- :)

Kayla- :)))

The End

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Taint slide

The act of you rubbing your humid, sweaty and smelly taint across the entirety of your gym buddies face, all while he is doing a set of the bench and unable to defend himself from the slide.

Guy 1: Yo this bar is really heavy can you help me get it up?
Guy 2: nah nigga taint slide incoming

Guy 1: oh shit

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let it slide

if something is awkward or different just keep going to see how it goes

if you are having sex and it starts getting a bit kinky and she slips a finger in your bum, just let it slide and see if you like it

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mud slides

the brown trails on the toilet bowl after flushing a very dense turd

walter took a massive dump and left the bowl full of mud slides

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Shili slide

When you cum in her ass, suck it out, spit it into her coochie

I'm about to give you a shili slide Ahsoka

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Jersey slide

Cutting across 2-4 to make an exit, a new Jersey only thing

1. "I had to Jersey slide across the parkway to make my exit"

2. "That asshole almost Jersey slid me off the road"

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Slide For Von

Slide for von is a term used by people who want the sloppiest head everrr

Lets slide for von then squirt on them foes

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