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A word to describe your testicles when they shrivel up and get hard. Like a turtle's shell.
Man, it's freezing out here! I got turtle nuts!
When a poop peeks out then goes back in your bum
Oops just had a turtle poop! That was a close one!
When your balls get sweating and stick to your legs
After a long day of working out I noticed I had a bad case of turtle butter.
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Moniker or nickname for Republican US Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky. This is due to his failure to bring election security bills to a vote; his wife’s scandal involving $78 million in grants; his hijacking of Federal Court appointees; and previously-sanctioned Russian steel producer Rusal’s construction of a $200 million steel facility in Kentucky. The company is owned in part by Putin ally, Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska.
Mitch McConnell is not acting in our best interests - that Treason Turtle is just lining his own pockets.
The best rapper on the planet as of now
I love jab the turtle
A kickass headset that ranges from 5.1 to 7.1 Dolby Digital Sound Surround, anything less isn't a true turtle.
Its best area of expertise is Search and Destroy on Call of Duty as it makes it easy to clutch BK's (bad kids). One problem is the headset is so good sometimes you hear your own feet and think someone is coming - noob mistake.
Headset can lead to Turtle Beach Hair and awesome KDR's and Win streaks.
Often referred to as Turtle between fellow owners as non-owners don't pick up on this. Once you buy a headset you know what the fucks up.
Annoying when kids on your team don't have ninja pro on.
Awesome when opponents don't.
"Steve, heads up I hear a kid coming around the corner on my Turtle"
"Hey fucker... stop following me. Your loud as fuck on my Turtle Beach"
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When a woman has a dirty vag that is so rotten it smells like the inside of a turtle tank.
John: Man, I wanna go down on that girl so bad!
Mark: Who Brenda? Dude, no! She's got a turtle tank down there.
John: Fuck, really?
Mark: Yeah, I'd stay away from that.
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