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This nigga chris is not only top shotta he is god himself and kills anyone looking funny at him on sight
random nigga: looks at Chris funny
Chris: pulls out uzi, the 9, and the draco then caps them on sight
Chris: should've known im top shotta
Chris: flies away
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basically a man thot he is probably a poser skater who hangs out with a bunch of bitches because he’s secretly gay plus she dates a lot of girls and he’s a shorty shopper
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Someone who has a friend who won't buy them a GOD DAMN PHONE AFTER THEY GOT SCAMMED OVER 3 TIMES! LIKE, HE PAYED HIS FRIEND OVER 400 BUCKS, BUT HE KEEPS ON LYING! Also someone who has another friend that says they have been to China and was playing in a game competition for the impossible quiz and the grand prize was platinum that is worth 150,000 dollars! Also, friends that try to get him a girlfriend... Also, a friend who won the spelling bee and loves making musical.lys. XD
Example 1: "Dude can you buy me this iphone 7 plus if I give you 400 bucks on ebay?" Friend: "Sure dude!" (A couple days later, he told you he scammed you) Example 2: Hey bro, I am rich bro cuz I went to China and won a competition! ;) Example 3: Friend "CHRIS, YOU NEED OT GET A GIRLFRIEND!" Chris: "What if don't want to?" Friend: "WELL TOO F*CKING BAD!" Example: Spelling Bee Dude: "Spell the word Harambe" Friend: "Can you use that in a sentence?" Spelling Bee Dude: "The kids put their dicks out for harambe due to his tragic death" Friend: "OHH, I got this! H-a-r-a-m-b-e!" Spelling Bee Dude: "HOLY SHIT M8, IM ACTUALLY AUSTRAILIAN. ALSO, YOU WON THE SPELLING BEE! WHAT A BARBIE ON THE GRILL!" Friend: "OMG! I totally gotta make am musically for this! Im so good! XD"
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Someone who is a loser, lives a life of lies. Has done everything and anything in the world, but really hasn’t accomplished anything in life. A waste of air and space.
That guy Chris is such a loser.
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He's nice and funny, he might seem and but unemotional but he really is quite emotional. He always seems like he is wearing cologne but he isn't. He has really nice hair but has to put gel on it to prevent you from staring. he's comforting even if he isn't there.
Oof guys Chris is here gotta go before I do something embarssing
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A fat bitch that sucks Isaiah's massive PENIS and they fuck every night. Isaiah sticks his finger in his dick hole and Isaiah gets a nuke figure and shoves it in his asshole. Isaiah moans as he sticks Chris dick 10 feet in his mouth and digests his donkey Kong dick. That the way Chris want to spend every weekend.
PS YES DADDY
Chris- Isaiah your dick is so huge
Isaiah-Do you want to slowly rub it as i put moisturizer on it
Chris- DADDY
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Chris....hmmm where do I start , loves getting drunk and getting “hoes” loves old school cars and getting “turnt” usually has over 5 kids
Jeez man I wanna be like Chris, that guy is cool.
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