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The results of crapping a mixture of shit and blood, resulting in a very unpleasant smell.
"Hey bro, don't look in the toilet, the bowls full of ass ketchup!"
A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.
Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?
I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.
The slit you make in a hotdog before microwaving it to make sure it doesn't explode
*microwave goes POP really loud*
Guy: "man, you didn't make a ketchup trench. Go clean out my fucking microwave"
When one attempts to finger a Woman who, unknowingly begins her period so when you remove your fingers it looks like you dipped them in ketchup.
Man I was with my girl last night and she gave me a bad case of ketchup fingers.
Menstration blood, found on surfaces other than underwear.
I took Sylvia home last night, and she left me a nice patch of cajun ketchup on my bed.
When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.
Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot”
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”
Sexual intercourse when the lady is on her menstrual cycle.
Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.