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When you are at your partner's house and, just before orgasm, pick her up, continue to climax as you walk towards the front door and as you finish drop her on the front step and slam/lock the door behind her.
"Todd, what do you mean 'Come over to my place'? I thought you lived with Susan?"
"I did, but I went trail of tears on her; It's my land now, Zeke."
"You truly are a man, Todd."
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The region of pubic hair from the bellybutton to the crotch on guys.
Their is NEVER a happy trail on girls.
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a thick line of hair on men going from belly button straight to pubes. it's kindof gross but appealing.
i knew he was a firecrotch from his red happy trail.
i found a grey hair in my happy trail this morning!
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the long trip back home when you didn't get any ass
"she kicked me out and had to make that long ass trail of tears back home.....FUCK"
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The act of initiating multiple alternating entries into both of a woman's holy orifices during her time of cleansing, resulting in a runny trail of what appears to be dried cranberries and chocolate covered raisins, sometimes but not reliably including several varieties of nuts or corn.
I tried to give Ang a swift donkey punch but I didn’t know it was harvest time. Now I have trail mix stains all over the linen
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A trash ass school were every girl is white and has a flat chest and there is hella people running around doing dumb shit.
30 year old uncle: I went to river trail school once
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