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When your niece is sitting next to you at McDonald's and she wipes the ketchup from her face onto your sleeve.
"I thought Alexandra was showing some affection for her good 'ol Uncle Mike but she just needed an Uncle Napkin."
Your creepy uncle who is most likely a pedophile.
I haven't been able to sit since my last visit with Uncle Donnie
A large penis that usually comes from your uncle into your paradise
Wow you gotta love that uncles paradise
An uncle who is younger than you
This is me and my tiny uncle, Brandon.
An uncle whos younger than you
Remember this is my tiny uncle brandon
Creepy older men who behave like teenagers to get with younger girls.
"Why does that creep keep looking at you?"
"I don't know, he be on that uncle behavior"
Means great respect for all others (land, people, and animals). Means you can get through the day with a laugh and when need be, throw a bit of banter in. Also means that no matter where you are in life, you can always come back home to your roots.
This was our great x28 uncle’s life. We Celebrate by kissing our index and middle finger and raising it to the sky while chanting his name....UNCLE NOOMIJI!!!
If another member of the Noomiji tribe tells you to do something for Uncle Noomiji you must do it or else you are banished from the tribe
Person 1: Dunk your balls in boiling water. Person 2: For Uncle Noomiji Whilst shouting at the top of their lungs ( FOR UNCLE NOOMIJI ) While dipping Balls in Boiling water
Person 2: Now you do it for Uncle Noominji