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Union Bethal

A cozy street which is home to hardcore drug use, prostitution and other illegal activties. Most people who enter Union Bethal who are not residents are usually there to either smoke crack or tweak out. Reggie lives near union bethel, sterotypically, he is a crackhead.

I want to fuckin tweak out bro, lets go to Union Bethal and get some TWEAK and CRACK.

by joemcarthy November 27, 2009


non-union worker

A worker who isn’t supported by a labour union, and thus doesn’t have a union to negotiate employment terms, wages, benefits, workplace health and safety, job training and other work-related issues, on their behalf.

“Why is Jimmy working so many hours of overtime without pay?”
“He’s a non-union worker, which means that he doesn’t have a labour union to represent him, so he doesn’t really have that much of a choice, currently.”

by kk_a August 24, 2024


I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024


Philadelphia Union

MLS team that lost 2022 MLS cup after denied by LAFC backup GK

managed by: Jim Curtin

Tim: "you see Phili union, a MLS team, and Phillies lost their major cup on the same day"
Bob: "tragic"
Philadelphia union is a horrible MLS team

by Randle30 November 7, 2022


The plumbers Union

The nemesis mob

The plumbers Union took out Joey yesterday

by Dickballs21 August 16, 2022


Sperm Credit Union

A direct competitor to the for-profit Sperm Bank, the Sperm Credit Union is a co-operative sperm banking venture owned collectively by depositors, who are known as members. Through careful management and economy, it can pay a little more or charge a little less as it had no outside stockholders seeking profit at members' expense.

The same pattern held in other sectors where small, local credit unions had taken on large, greedy for-profit banks. Make a deposit in Blood Credit Union and they bleed you a little less aggressively than the corporate hacks at Blood Bank. Withdraw noodles from the local Food Credit Union and be able to repay a few noodles less than would be charged by a greedy, Wall Street Food Bank. And on it goes.

The principle is the same as any other mutual or co-operative society, such as Mutual Orgasm as an insurance provider or the Building Societies as mortgage lenders. By taking matters into their own hands, members collectively obtain a more satisfying outcome.

I was initially sceptical when that trollop Beth tried to seduce me into becoming a member. What, pray tell, is a Sperm Credit Union? This sounded like something out of the idealistic free-love Summer of '69 where the Sexual Revolution, fuelled by the Pill and not yet castrated by full-scale STD panic, led to massive orgies of excess where everyone belongs to everyone else. And these Annual General Meetings? They sounded like something out of a porn flick, Bukkake Gangbang part 666.

Then she sat me down and opened the books, reviewing the prospectus and the annual reports. The business model appeared sound; infertile couples pay to borrow members' DNA — both sperm and eggs — to build their families and secure their future. Members deposit their seed and earn interest. Much like a bank, every one of the hundreds of millions of sperm every day would be individually counted, frozen, accounted for and secured. Every one of them. Everything was strictly regulated and deposits nationally insured up to a limit of a half-million sperm. Compared to the shambolic wreckage of the rest of the US banking system, the Sperm Credit Union was fiscally-prudent and well managed.

by bitchuck September 3, 2024


Grovet Union

The group Grover the muppet has formed.

The Grovet Union will not be televised!

by TheRealMugman October 12, 2020