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When the people that "approve" the definitions of Urbandictionary.com don't approve your clever submissions.
I wrote a common slang that is used in my area and the urban dicktionary didn't approve it.
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Canadian chain store based in Montreal, as all Canadian clothing stores, are and situated all over Canada (and in the US now too). A more expensive, higher-quality version of Stitches, which is a store that sells utterly crap hip-hop/skater clothing. Basically, Urban Planet has 4 brand labels: Urban Planet, Sirens, Seduction, and Whisper. They sell clothes of all styles, from preppy to hip-hop to vaguely goth, for very affordable prices. The service at some stores (eg the Promenade Mall superstore in Thornhill, ON) is pretty shitty though, although other stores make up for that. Urban Planet is probably the most risque of all Canadian clothing stores and sells a lot of "out-there" items (eg. micro mini skirts, very low-cut halter tops, and tank tops that say "Looking for a man"), but you can get some gorgeous, non-designer, punk/goth-looking stuff there very cheap, so I love it.
I just bought a green striped top (like that girl on the NIN webcam wore) at Urban Planet. It cost me $5 (like $3.50 US for all you Americans). How amazing is that?
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the place where middle aged men go to make sexual jokes about random stuff, or where little kids go to make up "funny" things about themselves, and saying that they have a big dick when it is actually the size of a peanut. or very rarely it can be the place for nerdy scientists to actually put in a definition of a word which nobody enjoys.
fred: hey man whatcha doing?
joe: making a hilarious word definition on urban dictionary.
fred: is it how you have a "huge dick"?
joe: ya...
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When someone writes a definition on their name on UrbanDictionary and give it qualities like handsome, smart, athletic and shit.
Even though in real life, they’re fat fucking faggots who jack off to Hentai everyday and hardly see sunlight.
Me: “Dude wtf? Go outside you fat fucking slob, stop posting those urban names.
You don’t own a lambo, you’ve never fucked a girl in your life, and you’re dad is not the ceo of Microsoft.”
Urban dicker: “Stfu, I don’t need friends. My body pillow is all I need.”
Btw, Humphrey is most likely their name.
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A rather screwed site which consists of a voting page that can't be used to vote for real meanings because EVERYONE is spamming on it with... You don't want to go there. It's on the verge of becoming a meme and, as a matter of fact, LET'S MAKE IT ONE!
Hey, want to do some voting on The Urban Dictionary?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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you tried googling UD, but instead a truck company showed up. so instead, just use urban d.
Guy 1: *tries to google UD*
Google: UD Trucks, A company
Guy 2: google urban d instead bro
Guy 1: *googles urban d*
Google: Urban Dictionary, December 1: tsuris
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covering every green ppeice of land with housing developments that are filled with poorly made, yet massive, houses that all look identical(mc mansions), gas stations, malls, strip malls, chain restrants, etc. so corporate assholes can buy hummers and fuck up our envirornment just like how our society is fucked up.
go take shrooms, youll learn somthing.
urban sprawl is another thing that americans will one day regret.
(interchange causes malls,
and crouded chain resterants.
more housing developments go up
named afer the things they replace.
so welcome to medow brook,
and welcome to shady space.
well it all seems a bit abrupt,
no, i dont like this change of space.
-modest mouse)
cloned houses equals cloned minds.
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