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Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.
Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.
1.) basically, this means that you want to perform oral on a person's vagina
2.) could also mean that you are simply eating a peach
Jake: Maaannn, that girl be lookin' cute!
Daniel: Well, you know what you gotta do.
Jake: You're right... gotta eat that velvet!
Is an expression for suave , sexually appealing and simply being the best in entertainment
Ooh that Jack is such a "Guy Velvet " ,look at him smooth talking all those ladies , such finesse and panache
When a person with no teeth gives another person oral sex.
That girl took out her dentures and gave me the velvet rope treatment.
The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation
Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"
the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower
tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,