Wax Cakes

Waxing Cakes is when two people get it on in a passionate loving manner, similar to Beating Cheeks.

Dude: whats ur plans dawg?
Dude2: prolly gonna wax cakes with ur old lady bro.

or

Dude: hey man how was ur weekend?
Dude2: ah dude I waxed mad cakes with this fine azz bitch, i'm prolly gonna beat cheeks with her again tomozz

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wax daddy

Lancelot (Dan Stevens) in Night of the Mueseum, with his nose fucked up.

"I'd totally fuck wax daddy, but I'm afraid his dick would melt."

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Wax boog

What forms in your nose when you are burning a candle for a long time. (The wax vaporizes into the air, hence you breathing it in your nose. double hence-wax boogs.)

I'm going to light this candle for a while, it smells like fish in here!

Wait! Not too long! I'm gonna get wax boogs!

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Wax Tax

The cost of a females sexual attention or wax, in the form of a costly date or activity. Traditionally the male pays for the act so he may get some action later on that night.

In order to have sex with Kim, Adam had to pay his Wax Tax in the form of her dinner at Red Lobster

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Waxing the Wombat

Applying wax to your pet wombat so that it will have cool hair like Fonzie.

I was waxing the wombat the other day, but it bit me in the testicle before I could finish.

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wax poetic

To speak in a very eccletic and influential manner. The term probably comes from the usage of the term wax, which is another name for vinyl records meaning that it is recorded and musical, and poetic, which obviously refers to the stylized nature of the speech.

Yo I don't want to wax poetic on y'all about the nature of hip-hop 'cause you's minds are too ignant to comprehend the complex theories I be spittin. Ya heard?

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wax-poetic

To speak in a very eccletic and influential manner. The term probably comes from the usage of the term wax, which is another name for vinyl records meaning that it is recorded and musical, and poetic, which obviously refers to the stylized nature of the speech.

Yo I don't want to wax-poetic on y'all about the nature of hip-hop 'cause you's minds are too ignant to comprehend the complex theories I be spittin. Ya heard?

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