where two popular (for no reason) es users get together for a e-wedding.
possibly the most awful thing you'll ever see.
user 1: hey did you see those ES weddings by shoki and eren?
user 2: yeah that shit is so cringe, im not going.
When you give your "future wife" the pipe on wedding day/night.
Damn bro, you already know I gave her that wedding straw later that night.
When you splooge on the top of a girls head and throw a handful of gold glitter at her so it sticks, then proceed to lead her around the house amid much pageantry.
Michelle kept complaining that I hadn’t introduced her to any of my friends, so last night I gave her the old royal wedding at the frat house.
A term used to describe something ironic or out of place.
It's raining but its sunny, it must be a nuns wedding!
The kid said his favorite movie in health class was the hangover, what a nuns wedding
having sex for virginity is a nuns wedding
A wedding dunk is a massive lesbian orgy that some women have the day/night before the wedding.
Example: The night before maria's wedding we all had a wedding dunk and it was amazing.
Condition of having constant bowel movements the week of your wedding AKA having the runs.
Angel is calling into work because she has wedding jitter runs.
A service where two "venomous" individuals tie the knot.
If a black widow and a black widower decide to get hitched, it is often a miracle if they even make it through the wedding serumony without at least one coffin's being sent in.