weed-boner

1. When you blaze too much, and lose control of your penis. 2. Getting too horny and high at the same time, and popping some massive chub.

Fucking oath, someone take the bong away from Wyatt, he's sporting a killer weed-boner

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Weed Dissociation

If you're sober and you feel any of the following :

- Feels like everything is a movie
- Feels like you are watching everything happen

- Feels like something is missing in your thoughts
- Feeling very worried

- Feels like your eyes are sensitive to light

- Feels like you see purple of images of lights, like when you look at the sun for too long

You smoked too much, you have to lay off for a few days, you are dissociating. If you are stoned and you feel these, that is normal. The dissociation effect is just the head effects of weed staying with you, but that feel good sensation is gone. That's why you have the symptoms of being high, even thought you aren't high. So you're good. Think of it like you smoked a lot and you're just still high. Sleep it off and in a few days, you'll be set. Drink lots of water.

DO NOT SMOKE WHILE THESE EFFECTS LINGER, THEY WILL ONLY WORSEN.

Chad: Dude, I heard that Josh got Weed Dissociation after smoking his entire stash. Now he's gonna lay off for a week.

Brad: That is actually wild, bro.

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bammer weed

Poor quality weed, consisting mainly of stems and seeds.

Don't gimme no bammer weed... we don't smoke that shit in the SFC -- RBL Posse (Don't Gimme No Bammer 1993)

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nigger weed

Many use this term describing Marijuana that doesn't have very strong effects or doesn't easily get you stoned

Why did you waste you money on nigger weed.

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loud weed

if weed is considered good, you say its loud

"that was some fucking loud weed mate"

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Popcorn Weed

Popcorn is not a strain of weed. It is the smaller buds found at the bottom of a Hydro plant. It is a little less potent than the top buds (Dro).

Yo, I harvested some dank ass Popcorn Weed off that dro plant!

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weed oath

When one one vows that if there is weed in the area and offered to one they shall smoke it

Bro 1: hey bro wanna hit this blunt ?
Bro 2: shit dog I’m on a weed oath tonight so hell yeah

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