well hydrated

Not "thirsty" for attention or external validation.

Man, that girl so well hydrated she ignored all my DM's calling her beautiful and gorgeous.

Well Ed

Colloquial euphemism for displaying such vivid emotions of euphoria, that one could reasonably assume the subject is frequently partaking in recreational hard drug use.

"Did you see Jerome fondling those teacup pigs, whilst simultaneously laughing hysterically? That guy was well ed”

Brave Well

When faced with a tough life situation in which you have no other option than to face your adversary, one must brave well.

With enemies on all sides, accusing with lies and turning all forces of good against the innocent, our hero must face the challenge with courage and brave well.

Well Pumper

a Woman who has a child, gets a divorce, then pumps the well... unfortunately the well is actually the man who got fucked over's wallet, paycheck or any other sources of income. Thus making the woman a Well Pumper because of pumping the mans well.

(son) "Jeez Dad, Mom is such a Well Pumper, Isn't she? "

(Dad) "yeah son, she really is, my well is pumped dry... now we're gonna have to go homeless until next paycheck, but I'll bet that my well will have insufficient funds"

Well ya’Know

Response to anything at all. No question can ever be uttered that this will NOT be a sufficient answer

Jew:What were the codes for the nukes?
Pres. Trump: Well ya’know kinda forgot them

Well-Clive

To analyse something like pundits do at half time on in sports events.

One can tell someone is well-cliving when what they just said would have sounded just right if said on TV by a bloke on a sofa pre-ceeded by the words "Well Clive, ..."

I asked Dave if he liked his pudding and he started well-cliving - he gave me a full analysis of the chocolate icing. He might as well have started his answer with "well-Clive."

shartesian well

a manhole cover that oozes sewage

The lift station failed, resulting in several nearby shartesian wells flooding the streets with sewage.