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a Woman who has a child, gets a divorce, then pumps the well... unfortunately the well is actually the man who got fucked over's wallet, paycheck or any other sources of income. Thus making the woman a Well Pumper because of pumping the mans well.
(son) "Jeez Dad, Mom is such a Well Pumper, Isn't she? "
(Dad) "yeah son, she really is, my well is pumped dry... now we're gonna have to go homeless until next paycheck, but I'll bet that my well will have insufficient funds"
Response to anything at all. No question can ever be uttered that this will NOT be a sufficient answer
Jew:What were the codes for the nukes?
Pres. Trump: Well ya’know kinda forgot them
To analyse something like pundits do at half time on in sports events.
One can tell someone is well-cliving when what they just said would have sounded just right if said on TV by a bloke on a sofa pre-ceeded by the words "Well Clive, ..."
I asked Dave if he liked his pudding and he started well-cliving - he gave me a full analysis of the chocolate icing. He might as well have started his answer with "well-Clive."
a manhole cover that oozes sewage
The lift station failed, resulting in several nearby shartesian wells flooding the streets with sewage.
when a person is complaining about something you say cry well
person1: how’s your week been
person2: My dog stains died
person1: cry well
When something or someone ruins your happiness.
When you order a chocolate milk shake at McDonald’s and they say that the machines broken
“Well that’s depressing”