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Whale Rider

Word used to describe someone who sleeps with large women that are of whale proportions. The person will often take a huge disliking to this comment which is usually intended to offend the person.

Gav: "Hey Tommy, what about that fatty you slept with on the weekend, you whale rider!"
Tommy: "Hey Gav, how about you shut your mouth or i'll put my foot in it"
Crowd: "Ohhhh Tommy!"

by Gav800 September 5, 2005

50πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Sperm Whale

When you let a nose-pierced fatty suck your cock and just before you blow your load, you shove your dick up to the whore's nose hole and let loose. Then you watch as the sperm shoots out the whale's blow hole.

My fat neighbor kept on beggin' for some vitamin D and I hadn't nutted for quite some time, so I let the whale go down on Moby Dick. I filled the beasts nasal cavity with so much baby gravy, it shot out the whale's piercing hole and stained my rug! A new species of Sperm Whale has been discovered!....true story.

by Mud E. Worm May 3, 2010

53πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Whale Wars

Popular game played at mid-west college parties among a group of severely drunk males brave enough to partake. Object, locate and score with the fattest chick you can get. Whoever successfully bags the biggest "whale" wins.

Yeah man, she was huge, he won whale wars for sure.

by Zonaboi February 10, 2011

54πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Whale Face

1. The facial expression made on phone or computer that can be used for a variety of emotions
Sad
Angry
Annoyed

Pissed

Sleepy

And even happy with the addition of sideways brackets.

3.a very popular expression made widely know by Ashlyn runnels of temple Texas who is the bomb diggity.

2. -_- , -_____-, ._____.

- -
\_____/ , ect ect....

"My wife just told me she's pregnant" - guy #1

"dude that's awesome I'm happy for you!!"- guy #2

"we haven't had sex yet -____- " guy #1

"whale face-___- " guy #2

by ANUTZZ March 23, 2011

25πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Whale Bone

When in spoon with a new girl and she feels your erection bent along her butt crack. Forcing her to grind on it, leading to intercourse.

I took her home and she just wanted to curl up. Though after feeling the whale bone and squirming she gave into the inevitable.

by Graff40b February 9, 2009

16πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


nignog whale

a colossal (gigantic,huge,fatass, whale,hugenormous,abnormally big) Nigguh. Usually when you cant tell the gender of them.

Wow, look at the nignog whale laying on that bed!

by chrilliam January 24, 2010

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Prince of Whales

Son of the King of Whales, heir to the throne of the Ocean kingdom. President Trump met with him in 2019.

β€œI just met with the Queen of England (U.K.), the Prince of Whales, the P.M. of the United Kingdom, the P.M. of Ireland, the President of France and the President of Poland. We talked about β€˜Everything!’” - President Trump via Twitter.

by Trumplodyte June 13, 2019

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž