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A sexual phenomenon in which a woman slowly roasts her tits in a crock pot until they are tomato red. She then lines up 9 eggplants in 3 rows of 3 after slathering them in Sweet Massachusetts Marinade. Once they are prepped she takes a pair of stilts and gives them to a man who then shoves them in her Moist Porthole until she feels the need to erratically unicycle. While cycling the man balance on the horizontal stilts and helicopters his pecker 100 times. This unlocks a portal through her German Jungle and they both end up in Cincinnati willing, naked, and afraid. The eggplants are left behind as a ritual for any frisky lady to do a squat for the pure bliss of appreciating nature. Go 49ers!
That lady looks like her cunt has been stuffed with stilts, she must have been doing a Jethros Castle. What a slut.
A Term for the Homophobic Users on The Website Castle.xyz.
Guy 1:Hey You Saw that deck from castle it had Homophobia.
Guy 2: That's definitely a Castle Child
A kiss Castle is a place where the Smoochie king resides. This is in reference to the song 'Some Nights".
Some nights I build a kiss castle.
A retail store themed like a Castle in Lake Forest, CA. Orange County's best Halloween costume store.
Did you get your Halloween costume at Costume Castle? No, I got my cosplay costume from www.thecostumecastle.com
having an orgy with greek yoghurt used as lubrication
i met this greek girl last night, and she invited me for a warwick castle
She is a fighter and strong and will do anything to help out the people she is close to. She will protect you as long as you stay on her good side. She loves gacha life and she is bisexual. If you gain her trust then you can find a good side to her and if you turn on her she will break in your body. She is a good person and will keep her friends out of danger.
I'm proud to have Analyca castle as my best friend.
New castle cunt
When you are from new castle pa you become a new castle cunt or a drug addict or a cunt drug addict
New castle cunt.
My mother in law is such a cunt!
Is she from new castle?
Yep she's a castle cunt !